No one sells caulking guns

[repairs]

No one sells caulking guns that look like real guns. I'd like a
caulking gun that looks like an AK-47? And I want it to sound like gun
shots when I pull the trigger. Is that too much to ask?
Caulking is boring, at least this way it could be fun. (Especially when
the neighbors call the police).

 

[Pavel314]

No one sells caulking guns that look like real guns. I'd like a

caulking gun that looks like an AK-47? And I want it to sound like gun

shots when I pull the trigger. Is that too much to ask?

Caulking is boring, at least this way it could be fun. (Especially when

the neighbors call the police).

Buy an AK-47. Pull the lead bullets out of your cartridges and replace withballs of caulk. If barrel doesn't get clogged with the caulk and blow up, that should solve your problem. Maybe you should put the caulk into plasticbullets so that it will clear the barrel but shatter on impact, applying the caulk where it hits.

 

[Robert]

Buy an AK-47. Pull the lead bullets out of your cartridges and replace with balls of caulk. If barrel doesn't get clogged with the caulk and blow up, that should solve your problem. Maybe you should put the caulk into plastic bullets so that it will clear the barrel but shatter on impact, applyingthe caulk where it hits.

In New York, the magazine would be limited to seven tubes of caulk,
and
you would have to have a carpenter's license to buy one.....

 

[Red Green]

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No one sells caulking guns that look like real guns. I'd like a
caulking gun that looks like an AK-47? And I want it to sound like gun
shots when I pull the trigger. Is that too much to ask?
Caulking is boring, at least this way it could be fun. (Especially when
the neighbors call the police).

Yo, lazy ass. This is a DIY group.

 

[micky]

Most caulking guns sold in hardware stores and home centers are cheap
products made in China. I guess you can't make a purchase you'll
seriouslyh regret by buying a $3 caulking gun, but if anyone is looking
for quality, Cox is pretty well the Cadillac of caulking guns.

'Products | COX North America, Inc.'
(http://www.cox-applicators.com/our-products/)

Cox has it's headquarters in England and specializes in caulking guns.
They make manual guns (which is what I have) as well as both pneumatic
and cordless electric caulking guns.

You can buy individual replacement parts for Cox caulking guns, and I

Can you buy replaceable barrels, like if I want to change from a .358
to a .45 caliber?

 

[micky]

Most caulking guns sold in hardware stores and home centers are cheap
products made in China. I guess you can't make a purchase you'll
seriouslyh regret by buying a $3 caulking gun, but if anyone is looking
for quality, Cox is pretty well the Cadillac of caulking guns.

Well, that's what I need.

Just last week I was carrying my Home Depot caulking gun when I held
up a local Burger King. The cashier gave me trouble so I smacked
her wtith the tube, but then the manager came out and started to spurt
ketchup at me. I took a position of defense, but my gun misfired and
no bullets came out. I was lucky to get away.

 

[83LowRider]

No one sells caulking guns that look like real guns. I'd like a
caulking gun that looks like an AK-47? And I want it to sound like
gun shots when I pull the trigger. Is that too much to ask?

I'd suggest a good pair of ear-plugs the next time you
have to caulk the tub.